Seraphina may be dead but she is an AU I will hold close to my heart.

8 months ago · 4 notes

RotBTD guardians!AU where Merida failed to change her mother back to normal and died during the final confrontation against Mor’du. She’ll travel as a spirit still trying to reverse her mother’s transformation, because it was her fault and she wouldn’t stop even in death to change her mother back. It’s only after she becomes a Guardian and a long, grueling process that she manages to finally reverse the effects. And expecting her mother to return to human form, she’s absolutely heartbroken when she sees her mother’s spirit rise and turn into a wisp.

8 months ago · 8 notes

ctheguitarman:

transtonks:

nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away

Imagine Dumbledore realising she’s doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledores talking to one student.

9 months ago · 183,684 notes · Reblogged from cloudjumpervalka

GUESS WHO’S 17 TODAY

9 months ago · 2 notes

ho-titty:

tbh the birthday weekend’s gone worse than I expected.

9 months ago · 1 note · Reblogged from ho-titty

ho-titty:

ho-titty:

ho-titty:

ho-titty:

so lemme tell you standing all alone in the lobby of your grandparent’s old apartment building for elderly folk while old-fashion fire alarms are going off is either the beginning of a horror movie or old people just don’t bother to leave their rooms despite an unscheduled fire alarm going off

even when we were standing in the lobby with some of the other residents while the firemen came in to do their thing only like 7% of the building actually came out of the apartments

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THIS WAS EVERYONE WHO CAME OUT

the superintendent is only in the building for 4 hours in the morning thus you have a bunch of old folk doing whatever the fuck they want especially this one guy from the fourth floor named John who turned the fire alarms off before the firemen even showed up and he had no clue what was going on

like the guy just didn’t want to hear all the noise so he resets the alarms without knowing what is actually going on

god damn it who thought it was a good idea to leave these people with an entire building to themselves

10 months ago · 12 notes · Reblogged from ho-titty

quixoticoperator:

thewritingfortress:

Someone didn’t forward those chain messages

This is my new favorite thing.

10 months ago · 253,319 notes · Source · Reblogged from unknown-sociopath

awiccanfromdetroit:

my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

10 months ago · 356,723 notes · Source · Reblogged from unknown-sociopath

rosebleue:

rosebleue:

Ok, I wanted to do something special for my 200+ followers.

So I am sending some of my W.I.T.C.H. merchandising to a lucky person, so we can cry over cancelled comics series together. 

The pack includes

  • One Heart of Kandrakar
  • One Cornelia’s Earth Auramere Pendant
  • Two colored pencils
  • One pen
  • One eraser/rubber

Everything licensed by Disney, yet shitty quality because the magazine merchandise sucked balls. The ribbon on Cornelia’s pendant is not original, but it’s brand new so no sweat or disgusting stuff for you.

Now the boring parts

  • You can reblog, like or whatever as many times as you want. Just don’t spam people, that’s rude.
  • You must be following me or my witch centric blog or both or whatever.
  • I will reblog this several times because nobody is going to see this anyway, so if the random number picks me, I’ll randomize it again.
  • You have until september 20, gmt+1.
  • I ship worldwide, but Spanish post is slower than a drunk snail.
  • You must be comfortable with giving me your address, and I can’t ship to Narnia, Kandrakar, Meridian, Mordor or Atlantis.

I’ve got new followers, so I reblog this so you can enter too if you’d like to.

10 months ago · 59 notes · Reblogged from rosebleue

theangelsbefalling:

I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE I’VE ALWAYS JOKED THAT HARRY POTTER WOULD RETURN BEFORE SHERLOCK SERIES 3 AIRED

AND NOW

10 months ago · 79,741 notes · Source · Reblogged from rosebleue